Master of Sparks

I could see it for a country mile

Alien Disaster

Hurry, we must repopulate.

California Dream

You'd be safe and warm, if you were here in L.A.

How to Handle the Work Week

Better living through chemistry.

Portrait of the Author as a Young Man

Wildly ahead of my time, unable to cash in as usual.

Today in History: Burr-Hamilton Game Theory Demonstration

The result: Sub-Optimal, exactly as expected.

Sunday Again

Jesus. Show me the way.

I Relate

Andrew Wyeth 

53 Today

That Was Fun

Now get back to work.  Freedom ain't cheap, ya know.

Sundays Are So Relaxing

But I gotta get ready for Monday

There's No Such Thing As A Bad Dog

Just bad people.

If I Can Make It Here, I'll Make It Anywhere

It's up to you, You Nork

It's Friday, Let's Get Out of Town

Way out.

Still Fast, but Leaping Is Out of the Question

by Robert Holmgren

It's so obviously Clark Kent disguised as Superman.

They Say Smoke Follows Beauty

And I believe it.

Somehow Sexier Than A Thong Bikini...

Imagine that.

The Dying Breed of the American Badass

Bold Bad and Beautiful, 7 Days a Wk.

Oh Ho Ho!

Ho ho! Oh...

I Was Dykey When Dykey Wasn't Cool

Shocking

Michael Jackson's Face Muse

The incomparable Ava Gardner